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Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.24.22

* Interested in finding out what the government is doing? It's all in there. Hard to navigate though. [Axios] * Even if SCOTUS is just LARPing as a squad of John Henrys right now, we should probably know the practical implications of this new 2nd Amendment ruling. Here's a primer. [WBALTV] * "Fine. I'll do it myself." States scramble to put limits on guns after Thomas and friends™️ say walking outside with a Mac is totally okay. [NYT] * Florida law lets officers ticket for playing loud music outside. I'm generally against ticketing, but something has to be done to prevent blasting this new Drake album. [Wesh]

By Chris Williams
Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 10.19.15

* A must-have for all those Biglaw overachievers gunning for partner. [Next Shark] * Racists don't even know how to racist right. [Wonkette] * To recap acceptable responses to tickets: writing on the ticket “FUCK YOUR SHITTY TOWN BITCHES” = totally fine; wiping your butt with the ticket and throwing it at the police officer = not okay. [The Smoking Gun] * Welp, this is an interesting clause to stick into a settlement agreement. [Deadspin] * Maybe, just maybe, the Supreme Court will weigh in on the student debt crisis. [Bloomberg Business] * Is it possible to make your writing benchslap-proof? [Legal Writing Pro] * It's best to be vague yet forceful when trying to escape new Biglaw work. [Daily Lawyer Tips]

By Kathryn Rubino